If iphones are so good why did cell need the androids to become perfect?
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
favorite character meme: seven scenes.
1. Rory, I’m not trying to be rude… but you died.
I like how he is wildly pregnant
yet takes a pregnancy test
and is surprised by the results
then he hugs a flower