"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"
want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”
T.O.P - BIGBANG Message to K-Pop Academy London [x]
These two guys are roommates and I fucking love hearing about the shit they do to each other
(seductively licks lips)
(grabs your wrist)
(furiously hits you with your own hand)
WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR
art students before a final is due
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
Bones next to the butt are nice
Butt bones are the best bones.
where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling
I’m laughing so hard
A lot covered in one book….
where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen
this could be us but you playin
White hair is so cute
He was my favourite boy
And he fucking died
Hey Doctor, do you want to build a snowman?
I want it!